-Q: How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
-Q: How do you kill an emo?
A: You put five of them in a room, then one of them wont have a corner to cry in.
- Q: How does an emo kid paint his ceiling black?
A: He dyes his hair and starts jumping up and down on the bed.
-Q: How many emo kids does it take to replace a broken light bulb?
A: One to replace it, and thousands of others to write songs about how the broken pieces reflect their shattered lives.